homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god


viciousland:

OH MY GOOOOSH!

(Source: from89)

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

7while23:

John Isaacs, Blood and Tears, 2013 (Neon glass fittings, transformer)

My pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest.
i can’t sleep without you here  (via paniqing)

(Source: emeriss)


(Source: skookumthesamoyed)

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes